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October 25, 2006

Jack Bauer vs. Chuck Norris

I think we may have a winner...

Chuck Norris:

Alleged Chuck Norris Fact: "Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer.  Too bad he never cries. Ever." 

There was a man whose tears could cure cancer or any other disease, including the real cause of all diseases – sin. His blood did. His name was Jesus, not Chuck Norris.

If your soul needs healing, the prescription you need is not Chuck Norris' tears, it's Jesus' blood.

By the way, I wonder if Chuck Norris needs a dog.


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